Black "NEVER MARRY A CAPRICORN" Premium Heavyweight Soft Tee

Say it with your chest (literally). The “Never Marry A Capricorn” tee delivers a bold, unapologetic statement in a clean, minimal design. Subtle from afar, loud up close — and guaranteed to spark conversations.

Printed on a premium heavyweight cotton tee, this shirt offers structure, comfort, and durability. It’s not thin, flimsy fast fashion – it’s a quality everyday essential built to last.

Product Details

• Premium Heavyweight Fabric – 6.0 oz

• Not a Glidan, soft, breathable cotton feel

• Medium-heavy thickness for a structured fit

• Clean left-chest print design

• True-to-size unisex fit

• Durable print made for everyday wear

Fit & Sizing

Designed for a classic, comfortable fit.
Prefer a relaxed or oversized look? Size up.

Perfect For

• Capricorn energy

• Zodiac humor

• Everyday streetwear

• Statement makers only

Minimal design. Maximum attitude.

👉 Add to cart and wear the warning proudly.